Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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if you ever feel embarrassed just remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to “only be gay at night”
The gay Knight rises
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
I wish I could be someone else for one day so I could spend a day observing myself and see if I find myself attractive
Me about myself when I perform the most basic human functions
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
